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August 10, 2010

2 post day

Today Im going to write 2 letters to make up for the missed days.

Day 5 — Your dreams (hope)
Day 6 — A stranger

Dear Dreams,

I want to know how come your so far away!! I mean really, give me a break and let me come close to achieving you! I have so many dreams, but I feel that I am so far from getting to anyone of them. Some times I feel like your pointless, nevertheless I keep you close in hope that I can one day make something with you. You DONT MAKE IT EASY, But ill keep you around..... for now.


Dear Stranger,

I want to share with you 10 things you should not do before you die.
1. No matter how bored you are, never play against yourself in a game of Russian roulette.
2. Don’t pick a fight with someone who’s got a tattoo that read “They never found the bodies
3. If you’re feeling brave, go try and put the shower on with your clothes on without getting wet. Don’t try and juggle a can of gas and a lit match.
4. Don’t ever play your stereo so loud you can’t actually hear the serial killer getting in the back seat of your car.
5. Try not to tell your kids what you really think of them when your on your death bed, unless you’re really sure you’re going to die. There’s nothing more awkward than sitting around the next Christmas avoiding eye contact, while the rest of you family are planning what to do with your ashes.
6. When a girl kisses you and declares her undying love for you; don’t let the next words out of your mouth be “did you used to be a man?”
7. Do go swimming with dolphins, Dont go swimming with dolphins dressed as a shark.
8. When going to visit a friend in prison, don’t dress head to toe in women clothes. (unless you are a women, even then be careful.)
9. If a mob boss says “drinks all ‘round.” Don’t order the most expensive bottle of Campaign they have. (You may not live to regret it)
10. Do not go to a doctors office if the plants there are dead!

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